Brown Bread Is The Condom Of The Adult Culinary World
Soup. Soup is awful. Soup is just taking a shit food, like a tomato, and making it even shitter, by blending it with other shit foods.
Then you have this liquid shit, and you dip things into it. Bread. But not nice bread, no, brown bread.
Meant to compliment something but actually making it shitter, is why brown bread is like a condom.
Meant to compliment it.
Makes it shitter.
Just like a condom.
- Plennard.
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